I want to die  peacefully  in my sleep, like my  grandfather . Not screaming and yelling like the  passengers  in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去……而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with  experience .
你永远不能战胜一个纯傻瓜，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁因我而死。

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
意译a：早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪！